Friday, September 30, 2011

10 Worst Places to lose your Iphone/Smartphone


 So today’s blog is a bit more off topic than what my teacher is used to, but it is about losing things. Yes we all lose important things from time to time; our keys, our wallets, and of course our minds! But one thing that in today’s digital age that is becoming (or will soon become) more important than any of these three combined, is your Smartphone or Iphone. Trust me folks, we carry them everywhere now, and they are basically our lives! So here now is a list of the top 10 worst places people misplace their special devices, thanks to research done on Androids by Lookout Security Inc.

10. Inside your purse (if you’re a female, you’d understand.)
9.  At a Bar (Apple Employees should know a lot about this by now ^_^)
8. The roof of your car
7. In a Changing room
6. At an Airport… or on an Airplane
5. At School/College
4. On a Bus or Subway Car [ I lost a digital Camera on both….yes BOTH and I never saw either one of them again :( ]
3. In a Swimming Pool
2. Inside a Taxi
1. In the Toilet…YUCK!

Accidents do happen. My brother almost lost his wallet inside a Taxi. Thankfully the New York cabbist was honest enough to try to track him down and he was later able to retrieve it. I also forgot once that my IPod Touch was hidden inside my swimsuit while I was down in Virginia Beach. I did find it…destroyed :/

Chances are that if you do lose something like your Smartphone, it is probably around your house or apartment. Look inside the sofa, beds, drawers, even your Refrigerator (yes, the fridge…my mother serious left her cell phone there once for 2 days!) and chances are you will eventually find it. Another way to avoid this today…well, like everything else these days... there’s an app for that! If you use someone else’s Smartphone, they can now track yours with a required password, so you will *kinda* never lose it again.

And in case you were wondering… Miami, New York City and Los Angeles were the three worst cities to lose your phone in.


Thursday, September 22, 2011

10 Stupidest Resume Responses!


Resumes are very important tools in which companies are able to review applications of qualified employers looking in that specific job field. But mistakes can easily be made, either by accident or by stupidity. Careerbuilder.com made a list of the top 10 biggest blunders and most outlandish statements people have put on resumes. Even out of nearly 2,500 reviewed resumes, some are pretty hard to believe.

10. Reference listed: GOD (no phone number)
9. Hobby listed: Alligator watching.
8. Candidate claimed to be a direct descendant of the ‘Vikings’.
7. Email Address: jakelovesbeer82@yahoo.com (ok I made that up... but NEVER put an email address with “loves beer”).
6. Previous Experiences: Master of Time and Universe
5. Candidate began Resume by asking if “you wanted a Tiger?”
4. Candidate only willing to accept position if he could bring his pet monkey to work with him O_O
3. Candidate predicted that he would have boss’ job in five years.
2. Candidate sent out a twenty-four page resume.
1. Candidate put a picture of her cat at top of resume.

Honorable mentions:

Question: What is your best characteristic?
Answer: “My Hair”.

Job Skills: Anything, I just want a job….

Now, unless the job you were applying for actually had an open position for lifeguarding an alligator swamp down in Florida, I don’t think any of these people will find jobs anytime soon. Religion should never be part of a resume because it will only cause uproar over people who are agnostic. Irrelevant information should always be left off. Keep resumes to the point and within boundaries of what the company might be interested in knowing, in regards to previous work and experiences.

 I do find the monkey one cute, but again, this is something that you should discuss AFTER and only if you receive the job. Resumes should never be more than 2 pages, and even that is long (most want you to fit it on one single page). Never show a blatant or aggressive attitude that makes you seem like you are better than everyone else. Tell the employers what you want to learn from the experience, not how you are going to take over their job. Finally, just leave stupidity out. I love cats. I love comedy. However, it doesn’t belong here. This is a serious paper, and it must be taken seriously, not like one’s Facebook account (Or should that be serious too??).

In conclusion: If you are stupid, smarten up! Or else you better get used to flipping those burgers and living in square boxes.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Top 17 Internet Sites...According to Google!


Google has announced the top 17 ‘most hit’ websites of 2011. No surprise on some of these (Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo, Google, YouTube, Wikipedia etc). To be honest….there’s a trend here. But some of these I must question. You will notice that some of these are websites in China.  Others well…. let's just say that nobody uses too much anymore. Why and how they are still around is beyond the time I have here to explain. The other things I noticed, um…well, this is a Google website, and Google I believe purposely left out companies like…idk GOOGLE and APPLE (Others left off would include but not limited to…. Skype, EBay, and Amazon.com)! So take it or leave it with this list. Also…take a wild guess who is number one -_-

17. Youku (The Chinese’s YouTube)
16. Twitter
15. Word Press
14. Adobe Downloads (now…that is only there because you have to constantly update the damn thing!)
13. Taoabo (China’s version of Wal-Mart and Amazon.com)
12. Ask.com (Really!?! People still use ask ?!?)
11. QQ (Chinese Animae)
10. Microsoft
9. Bing
8. Biadu (Chinese Search Engine)
7. BlogSpot == if you’re reading this, you already knew that as well ;)
6. MSN
5. Wikipedia
4. Windows Live
3. Yahoo!
2. YouTube
1. Facebook == if you thought it was Google, congratulations….Google would have pushed Yahoo! down to #3 but due to not standing up and being honest about their own work, the company purposely left themselves off this list.

Again, I am not surprised at some. But what lacks on me is the notion that Google would purposely leave certain sites out. Now, leaving out “Adult Sites” like YouPorn I can understand….. (If you don’t know what that is, Cover your ears now!) But leaving off Apple, EBay and Amazon is puzzling. Now Google also insists in regards to the latter two that it doesn’t allow in this list sites that ask you to “Buy” something. But again, some sites like Adobe and Taobao want that anyways and they made the list. To wrap this all up, this weirdly numbered entire list of seventeen websites is full of Chinese wannabes, Technological things that don’t work (My Windows Live is down so yes… and you Microsoft, and you Adobe!!) Snotty Search engines, and our loveable social network sites that we will surely forget about in ten years.

Oh, and MySpace is off the list.  However, it hasn’t made it since 2009. Oh, how times have changed.

Friday, September 2, 2011

We interrupt your regular blogging with this special...

As I was saying....

Beginning Next week, I will be blogging on an important business topic for one of my classes, as I am a graduating Senior and this is a requirement for one of my final classes. Do not be alarmed!! I didn't ask for this, I am just doing what I've been told. So enjoy the business newsworthy stories that you will see. Hopefully, I can still be opinionated as I want to be with this. If you have any questions, Contact Western New England University ;)